Christmas Cracker Competition

With our Christmas party planning in full swing, at Inneventive we thought we need something to keep us amused…So welcome our latest competition! We are giving away £100 of either Liberty of London or Amazon vouchers to the lucky person who makes us laugh loudest and longest; with their brilliantly awful Christmas cracker jokes. So roll up and post them below to be in with a chance of winning! Here are a few to start us off…

What do you call a blind reindeer?

No eye deer.

What do you call a man with brown paper trousers?

What’s furry and minty?
A polo bear.

What do you get when you cross a lion with a snowman?

      What do you call a short-sighted dinosaur?

      A doyouthinkhesawus.

      What lies at the bottom of the sea and shivers?

      A nervous wreck.


Please leave jokes ‘as a reply’ and remember to put an email address so we can get in touch with the winner!

As always if you’d like to book a Christmas party or a corporate event please call either 020 7518 2480 or send an email to

Competition closes on the 15th of November 2012  

2 Replies to “Christmas Cracker Competition”

  1. And a follow on from one of your starters…

    What do you call a deer with no eyes AND no legs?

    Still no eye deer

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