With our Christmas party planning in full swing, at Inneventive we thought we need something to keep us amused…So welcome our latest competition! We are giving away £100 of either Liberty of London or Amazon vouchers to the lucky person who makes us laugh loudest and longest; with their brilliantly awful Christmas cracker jokes. So roll up and post them below to be in with a chance of winning! Here are a few to start us off…
What do you call a blind reindeer?
No eye deer.
What do you call a man with brown paper trousers?
What’s furry and minty?
A polo bear.
What do you get when you cross a lion with a snowman?
What do you call a short-sighted dinosaur?
What lies at the bottom of the sea and shivers?
A nervous wreck.
Please leave jokes ‘as a reply’ and remember to put an email address so we can get in touch with the winner!
As always if you’d like to book a Christmas party or a corporate event please call either 020 7518 2480 or send an email to firstname.lastname@example.org
Competition closes on the 15th of November 2012